Ah havin' ah backyard BBQ tomorrow. Bettah git yer asses there or yew dun get no possum peckers. Beybeh? Ah got new jeans for yew! Yew shud see how they tightify 'round mah junk! Woo!

Hey, when did you want to do this stealing Greed's boat thing?

Hey, is everybody alright? Haven't heard anything since the whole vampire kidnapping ordeal. Well, not from you anyways.

[a hastily scrawled note Monarch left on Dr. Mrs. Monarch's nightstand]Hey, honey, I'm pretending to be kidnapped so the Cocoon can get a new laser. Be back in a few days! Oh, and the Cocoon might need a few repairs before the laser can be put it. But yeah, don't tell anyone about the kidnapping or the cat-woman might get suspicious ( Read more... )