D-dear S-sweet Death Crew,

I'm t-t-too scared to as-s-sk in person.  B-but I want to be your C-c-captain.  P-please consider me.  I would n-never let my friends d-down!

Jacuzzi Splot

PS - I'm s-s-s-sorry Lambo-san!  P-please don't hurt me b-because we're r-rivals now!

OH NO THIS IS T-T-T-TERRIBLE!!!!!!!  WE'RE ALL GOING TO D-DIE!!!!

Maybe being a s-s-stow away wasn't such a g-g-good idea.

I d-d-didn't think this was even a p-pirate ship!