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The weekends here are dull and boring.
I've watch all of the office.
Thursdays are usually the fun night, cause, though friends do have classes, i dont, so i am usually convinced to stay a little later.

Right now, i am extremely bored.

It's not the cheating. It's the hunger - the hunger for an alternative and the refusal to accept a life of unhappiness.
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You know what else you should do? Nail his penis above the entrance to the elementary school. That'd really teach him a lesson.

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so i spent my last night in my own bed yesterday ( Read more... )

Well, funny thing about my back, is it's located on my cock

ah..

Sean Bateman: [Under his breath] I need a case of beer.
Paul Denton: A quesadilla?
Sean Bateman: What?
Paul Denton: A quesadilla? Mexican food? El Sombrero?
Sean Bateman: El Sombrero closed a long time ago.
Paul Denton: How 'bout tomorrow then? 7:30? I'll buy.
Sean Bateman: You'll buy?
Paul Denton: Totally buy.
Sean Bateman: Rock 'n' roll.

I only had sex with her because I'm in love with you.