Well. All Hallow's Eve was slightly eventful. Did the Castro, where the mob at times got so body-to-bodily tight that it resembled a mosh pit. After tieing on one too many at the Lexington (#1 lesbian bar!), Alice excused herself to go outside to puke. I saw her head bobbing above the crowd toward the door, and suddenly descend to the right. A ( Read more... )

I walked out of my front door today just in time to see a double-stroller, housing two toddlers, collapse in on itself, crushing its inhabitants. Before the collapse I'd noticed them about to cross in front of my house, said stroller being pushed along by a guy who, in general gestalt, looked about 16, but with greying hair. So my eye had already ( Read more... )

Contraband:


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Back from camping, back from NYC ( Read more... )

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One thing I've noticed, and which I somewhat anticipated. Ever since I incorporated fish into my otherwise vegetarian diet, I have been markedly less flatulent. I'd heard that vegetarians tend to fart more... and, by the dog, it's true! So I've been on this salmon/tuna kick for a few weeks now, and DAMNED IF I AIN'T PASSING WIND NO MORE THAN ( Read more... )

HEY WhaT'S tHE deAl WITh RAw FISH aFteR MaNY YEaRs of no meaT AT AlL I fINAlLY ATE SOME saSHimi AND i'm all WTf it'S GOT NO FlavoR and no teXTure I GUEss some peoPle LIke thaT Kind OF THInG I DOn't GET it it's ProBLblY just A FAd.

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