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(update)

1. I've moved back to the States. I live in San Francisco (again).

2. I passed the California Bar.

3. I am working as a federal investigator for the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.

4. I would be so very obliged if you would be so very kind as to click here and sign up so verily:

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People often find their own dreams way too fascinating. At least I do. But here are some recent ones that may be of general interest ( Read more... )

FYI: my old e-mail address (@pacbell.net) is now DEFUNCT and DEFUCKT. Please direct all future correspondence to: jesus_fonzarelli followed by an @ symbol, and then yahoo.com.

(Carefully note clever spammer-foiling encoding.)

I AM NOW OFFICIALLY A RESIDENT OF TAIWAN. DON'T STEP TO ME, OR I MAY GO PEE-PEE IN YOUR COKE.

So, I'm on the ground, and have been for about two and a half hours. I'm currently wandering the streets, as my employer failed to make a proper reservation at the hotel, and there will be no vacancies until noon. I began my wanderings about an hour ago. It's cold out there! Cold and desolate, it being the very early morning and all. I expect ( Read more... )

Look! It's the art of Jacqueline Williams Butler!

http://www.cromwellbutlers.com/jwb/DCopper.html

In other news, while urinating in an SFSU bathroom stall, I noticed that nestled on the floor underneath the toilet was a foil-backed top of a supermarket-baked chicken roaster container. It looked fresh, with globs of bright orange grease still intact. It’s been a long time since I ate one of those, but I remember well how succulent - how ( Read more... )

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Oy. Been up for FAR too many hours ( Read more... )