oh, I thought that NIT stood for "not in the tournament ( Read more... )

i hear that there's some cheering going on over here ( Read more... )

I can smell the hotel. Wait, that's just Cara ( Read more... )

Smell my hair, I'm using a new shampoo. It's Herbal Essences ( Read more... )

 mmmbop!

Notre Dame's winning!

We didn't get our asses kicked!

You know what I put on my toast? Peanut butter.

you're a boy, right?

tanna be wingman?

Look what the cat dragged in!

I'll probably be Lindsay Lohan

You wanna go to taco bell?

Just climb in.
If you say so.

Don't get in a slapfight with me. I'll kick your ass.

I'm gonna be that guy.

The killing has ( Read more... )

I got a response ( Read more... )

Sean Paul ( Read more... )

Did you shave your ass ( Read more... )

so I put on a sweater this morning (the one you may have seen me wearing all day) that fit me really well about 2 years ago. and it felt like a dress. everyone around me is growing, and I'm shrinking. I fit (comfortably, might i add) into a boys size 16. Something isn't right ( Read more... )

I'm a bouncer at the BK Lounge. Can we get in? Not without Coups ( Read more... )