maybe if you'd stop blowing all your money on booze you could afford a place of your own ( Read more... )

duh.

I really don't think that I'll ever understand girls who might be as big around at the waist as my forearm use treadmills to walk whatever the lowest treadmill speed is for extended periods of time. What service are they doing themselves exactly? Freedom to eat like, a slice of pizza or something ( Read more... )

That's not you. turn around. look over there ( Read more... )

I've officially given up on the human race. it's time to start over.

p.s. Megan you were right.

Tearing Up My Heart - *NSYNC ( Read more... )

Wouldn't it be great if they made sexually-oriented breakfast cereals? I mean, who wouldn't buy a box a cap'n cock 'n' balls every now and again? And for the stoners, Count Cockula would be a huge hit, I'm sure ( Read more... )

I'll wear assless chaps ( Read more... )

Let's go south on Tyler's enormous cock ( Read more... )

Jon has an assload of shit ( Read more... )