This journal is dead. You should check out my new blog.

You really should have some good piratey fun.

http://www.cafeshops.com/bogocorp

I'll probably have to get rid of the shirt. The image on the back is probably someone's and I stole the text from The Onion.

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This looks cool.

I wonder what it does? It purifies tap water, that's obvious, but it seems to have so many more buttons. It makes hot water, but is that all? I bet it kicks ass.

I have one of those electric-shocky massagers made by the same company. (2nd item down here) You can't get these in the US unless you look in the sketchy mail-order ( Read more... )

One of the great things about mp3ing all my CDs is that I can go through and start pruning songs that I never, ever want to hear again ( Read more... )

- pumpernickle with sesame seeds - everything minus onion

My keyboard is now missing some keys.

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#1: If, when pulling away from the gas station, you hear a loud pop followed by a clatter and then a dragging sound, it's a good idea to stop the car, open the driver's door and see what happened. When you notice that you left the gas hose attached to the car and that you just ripped it off the pump while driving away, get back in the car and ( Read more... )

you can't teach an old blog new clicks.