Warden / Inmate Self-Evaluation Form Time!

Apr 07, 2010 19:58

Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. We've got a lot of new people, and I like to have these things on file for posterity. Like last time, if you don't want me to read it, I have some yellow envelopes with the sticky seals. Write your name on the front of the envelope and give them to me that way.

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i_excel April 7 2010, 18:23:54 UTC
You're serious.

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onderhaus April 7 2010, 18:24:34 UTC
As a heart attack.

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Sealed and confidential mrs_persson April 7 2010, 18:31:55 UTC
Name: Una Persson
Inmate’s Name: O'Brien

1. How long have you been here? Nearly seven months
2. What skills do you bring to your organization? Keeping calm and carrying on. Also a history of politics, warfare, and generally being a pain in others' arses.
3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? A nice deep midnight blue, I suppose. Because I like it.
4. How many inmates have you had? One.
5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. Check in with my inmate, argue with my inmate, work a guard shift in Zero if need be. Determine if assistance is needed in the crisis-of-the-day and provide said assistance. Check in with friends, events permitting.
6. How many of your inmates have graduated? None, but I've only had the one.
7. Do you believe in the existence of a deity? Explain. I don't particularly believe in gods, but I know that they exist. Or at least, that certain powerful beings who might call themselves gods or have been worshipped as gods exist. I believe in the Balance of Law and Chaos.
8. How many of your ( ... )

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Morgan's Self Eval - Readable by Morgan/Rube/West gimmethemap April 7 2010, 18:42:49 UTC
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CONFIDENTIAL young_idealist April 7 2010, 18:43:08 UTC
Name: Armand St. Just
Inmate’s Name: Claudia

1. How long have you been here? A little more than a year, perhaps 13 or 14 months.
2. What skills do you bring to your organization? I am still only a reasonably intelligent normal man, who is willing to be helpful to another.
3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? Still blue. I am here to try to cultivate peace, perhaps also for my inmate.
4. How many inmates have you had? Claudia is my fourth inmate.
5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. I wake up, put Marigold into her cage, have tea, feed and play with the kitten, go to breakfast and try to catch up on the news, including what my inmate may have been up to in my sleep. And I still read a great deal, though I am more out and about than I used to be.
6. How many of your inmates have graduated? None.
7. Do you believe in the existence of a deity? Explain. Very much so. I think this opportunity was provided to me by God.
8. How many of your inmates have disappeared without graduating? All except Claudia, but ( ... )

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Private to Sam/Dean/Donny/T'Pol/Howie/Owen/Rube nomoreleftshoe April 7 2010, 18:44:28 UTC
Inmate Self-Evaluation Form

Name: Sam Winchester
Warden’s Name: Owen Harper

1. How long have you been here? Since September 2009.
2. Do you believe you belong here? Uh, yeah. I do.
3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? Dude, what does this have to do with anything?
4. How many wardens have you had? Two. Annie and now Owen.
5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. Wake up, shower, work breakfast shift in the kitchen. Get back, wake up Dean, get harassed by someone who thinks they know me. Ignore Owen. Go down for lunch.Talk to Donny. Clean my pistol. Talk to T'Pol. Think about banging T'Pol. Go down for dinner. Listen to people bitch. Head to bed in Dean's room.
6. What job has your warden assigned to you? I picked breakfast shift in the kitchen. Annie previously had me assigned to security.
7. What was your initial reaction upon meeting your warden? What a dick. He isn't Annie.
8. What are your hobbies? Cooking, cleaning, reading, math, physics, hunting, trying to find a way to stop the Devil from taking me ( ... )

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