Warden / Inmate Self-Evaluation Form Time!

[onderhaus]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. We've got a lot of new people, and I like to have these things on file for posterity. Like last time, if you don't want me to read it, I have some yellow envelopes with the sticky seals. Write your name on the front of the envelope and give them to me that way.

As always, this is optionalFor those of you

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Private to Judas/Sexby/Rube

[heavenonthemind]

Inmate Self-Evaluation Form

Name: Judas Iscariot
Warden’s Name: Edward Sexby

1. How long have you been here? Since October of last year.
2. Do you believe you belong here? No.
3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? Blue. It's peaceful.
4. How many wardens have you had? Two.
5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. When I wake up for the day, it depends. If earlier, I'll go eat breakfast but if it's later, lunch. Infirmary. Then discussions arguments with Sexby. Reading. Re-read my libretto. Dinner. Singing in the dining hall after dinner. Attempting to sleep, likely with Iago

Private to Armand/Jason/Rex/Rube

[whattasteisthis]

InmateWarden Self-Evaluation Form

Name: Armand
Warden’s Name: Jacene Bourne1. How long have you been here? Much longer than any of you

HE SEES THIS AND HE SEETHES

[stopthat_destro]

GLOAT GLOAT GLOAT GLOOOOAT~

[whattasteisthis]

He is making this face at you. ONLY ALL THE TIME. Also Armand's new name is Susanna.

[brokenweapon]

Private to Sark/Rube

[willkissawookie]

Warden Self-Evaluation Form

Name: Princess Ambassador Leia Organa
Inmate’s Name: Julian Sark1. How long have you been here? Since February

He, uh, kind of doesn't give a rat's arse who sees it. >.<

[f_ckitybye]

Name: Malcolm Tucker
Warden’s Name: Dayton Columbus

1. How long have you been here? Less than a month.
2. Do you believe you belong here? I believe the Admiral's a knob-end and fucking Tory is what I believe.
3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? What the fuck kind of a wanky agony aunt question is that?
4. How many wardens have you had? One.
5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. Watch everyone chase their own tails or fucking tear themselves to shreds, get a little reading done, work the dinner shift with the rest of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.
6. What job has your warden assigned to you? I volunteered to work in the fucking kitchen before the Stem Cell came on the scene.
7. What was your initial reaction upon meeting your warden? "Does he fucking shave yet?"
8. What are your hobbies? Driving enemies before me, hearing the fucking lamentation of their women, et cetera.
9. In one word, how would you describe your warden? [Lots of illegibles, at least one of which just might be "infantile".] Young

During dinner that night:

[onderhaus]

"Why an ocelot?"

Re: During dinner that night:

[f_ckitybye]

Of course, Malcolm had already put the entire questionnaire out of his mind by that point, so he just looked at Rube as if he'd grown an extra head.

"The fuck?"

Re: During dinner that night:

[onderhaus]

Rube didn't look up from the stove. "Why would you be an ocelot?"

SO VERY VERY CONFIDENTIAL

[with_discipline]

Warden Self-Evaluation Form

Name: T'Pol
Inmate’s Name: --

1. How long have you been here? Eight months.
2. What skills do you bring to your organization? I served as Science and First Officer aboard the Enterprise. I am a scientist, with specialties in several areas.
3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? This is illogical.
4. How many inmates have you had? Two.
5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. Meditation, meals, occasionally socializing. There's a good deal less to do without an inmate.
6. How many of your inmates have graduated? One.
7. Do you believe in the existence of a deity? Explain. Not precisely. Ancient Vulcans worshiped a pantheon of gods. The practice has largely diminished. I believe that if there is a deity, or deities, they prefer us to make our own paths, as we should.
8. How many of your inmates have disappeared without graduating? One.
9. What was your initial reaction upon reading your inmate’s file? I thought Severus would not be difficult to help. He seemed near enough his own