Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. We've got a lot of new people, and I like to have these things on file for posterity. Like last time, if you don't want me to read it, I have some yellow envelopes with the sticky seals. Write your name on the front of the envelope and give them to me that way.
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Name: Dr. Temperance Brennan
Inmate’s Name: Dr. Thomas Statler
1. How long have you been here? Six months next Monday.
2. What skills do you bring to your organization? If by "organization" you're referring to the Jeffersonian, I have a doctorate in forensic anthropology, extensive training and experience in the identification of human remains, training in firearms and martial arts, I conversationally speak several languages, and I have a good working relationship with the FBI. I don't think I bring anything to this place.
3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? I'm not a color.
4. How many inmates have you had? Two, including the one I'm currently assigned to.
5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. I wake up between 6:30am and 10am, depending on when my shift in the infirmary was the night before. I eat breakfast, and then either go to work or the library. I usually eat lunch at 12:30pm, and if I'm not on shift I either go to the gym or back to my room. I eat dinner ( ... )
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1. Your inmate has created a weapon. Do you:
a. Allow them to keep it.
b. Confiscate the weapon without comment.
c. Confiscate the weapon and assign punishment.
2. Of the choices, which would you prefer for your employment?
a. Lifeguard
b. Law enforcement
c. Computer Technician
d. Sanitation Worker
3. If you could have one of the following historical figures for an inmate, which would you choose, based on their likelihood for redemption? Please research your answer.
a. John Wilkes Booth Charles Manson
b. Rasputin
c. Jeffrey Dahmer
d. Judas Benedict Arnold
Rate the following on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being “Poor” and 10 being “Excellent”.
1. Your inmate’s behavior. 3, that I'm aware of. I'm not sure how he behaves when I'm not there.
2. Your effectiveness as a warden. 5
3. Your inmate’s hygiene and cleanliness. 9
4. Your hygiene and cleanliness. 10
5. The quality of the food. 5
6. Your communication with your fellow wardens. 5
7. Your communication with your inmate. 4
8. Your inmate’s ability to ( ... )
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Name: Elle Bishop
Warden’s Name: Sgt. Howie
1. How long have you been here? A year and a half.
2. Do you believe you belong here? Yeah, I'm a bad bad girl.
3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? Blue.
4. How many wardens have you had? I dunno. Six?
5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. Boring.
6. What job has your warden assigned to you? Making a list of everyone on board. With appropriate warden supervision, of course.
7. What was your initial reaction upon meeting your warden? The time there was a flood going on, or the time I might've actually myself?
8. What are your hobbies? Wouldn't you like to know.
9. In one word, how would you describe your warden? Stuffy.
10. What is the most important rule to follow, as an inmate? Play nice. And contemplate your misdeeds at every available opportunity.
11. What is your ideal holiday destination? Anywhere that isn't here.
12. What is the worst moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? Living on it.
13. What is the best moment you’ ( ... )
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Name: Libby Widmore
Inmate’s Name: Ruby
1. How long have you been here? Sixteen months, maybe even seventeen? It's hard to be exact.
2. What skills do you bring to your organization? I'm a I have a degree in clinical psychology, and I have a capacity for empathy with "criminals" that comes from firsthand experience ( ... )
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