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So there's me and Amy, and we're all inseparable, right? Just big time in love. And then about four months in, I ask about the ex-boyfriend. Dumb move, I know, but you know how it is - you don't really want to know, but you just have to... stupid guy bullshit. Anyway she starts telling me all about him - how they dated for years, lived together, ( Read more... )

Act 1: Lethargy II: The Sequal

It seems, as of late, that is exactly how I live. I feel as though, over the last month, I have suddenly aged 20 years. It seems like all I do anymore is go to work, come home, and then quickly rush right back off to sleep, only so I can awake before the sun does so, and become further allured in this listlless, ( Read more... )

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I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of ( Read more... )

Everybody do The Richard! I'm back after a 2+ year hiatus. Rejoice! I know you're happy to see me back!