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Him: I can sew.
Me: You can sew? Really?
Him: Ya.
Me: Really?
Him: Yes. I'm very talented.
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TO DO
12-step program to becoming
FABULOUS
12 things to do to make yourself feel sophisticated.
1. Never doubt yourself.
Stand up straight, chin high in the air, and walk with a purpose.
2. Stay in-shape.
An unhealthy body leads to an unhealthy mentality.
3. Make your clothes look pricey.Just because that dress was $15 doesn't mean it has ( Read more... ) -
I see (or not)
Her to me: Why don't you date?
Me to her: I guess the right person hasn't asked me yet.
Her to me: Oh...good answer.
Me to her: Why don't you date?
Her to me: I don't know.
Me to him: And why don't you date?
Him to me: I guess because you haven't asked me yet.
Wait, what? -
School
is death. -
Legos!
Yeeaaahhh, you know you loved it. ;] -
Everyone needs to know
Michael Phelps is the greatest man alive.I realized I haven't posted anything of substance in forever. I guess I've got too many IRL issues going on that I don't really feel like spazzing all over the internets about it ( Read more... ) -
Phelps
I don't usually follow the Olympics that much, I tend to have it on in the background just because its there.
I'm so glad that I was up to see Phelps and Friends win the relay (and totally make it so the French guys who were mouthing off shut their faces).
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Test Results
Going back to this post, my test results came in today after two weeks wtf annoying.
Its not skin cancer; not yet, anyway. Right now it is just abnormal cell reproduction, they're called dysplastic cells, the earliest form of pre-cancerous lesion recognizable in a biopsy by a pathologist. Sooo...thats pretty neat, I guess. She said it was high- ( Read more... ) -
Genetic NewsFlash
"...Researchers found that women are more attracted to men with stubbly chins than those with clean-shaven faces or full beards...The explanation for the preference is not clear, but experts in human evolution say that that facial hair may be a signal of aggression because it boosts the apparent size of the lower jaw, emphasising the teeth as ( Read more... )
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