The Intoxication of

[one_in6billion]

No.

I'll just survive on apples, thank you.

[Filter to Rem, anyone else who attends the school]

Assist me!

((Haruhi is not touching any of the drinks anywhere, convinced that she can survive on food to get her the water she needs. Dehydration for the win!))

Comments

[mayfield_mods]

Stop being a pain and drink up, young lady.

[one_in6billion]

What is wrong with you?! I won't let a single drop of that stuff pass my lips. Alcohol does nothing but mess up your thinking and turn you into a moron! It's ridiculous. ABSOLUTELY ridiculous.

[mayfield_mods]

Don't talk back to your mother, Haruhi. This is a holiday! You should celebrate!

[one_punched]

Good plan, kid.

[one_in6billion]

Hmfph. It's idiotic.

[one_punched]

Whole damn situation's idiotic, kid. Stayin' out of it's the smartest thing to do.

[one_in6billion]

*calculating look*

Are you one of them?

[normal_anomaly]

Assist with what?

[one_in6billion]

The club-- GRRR You're already assisting, Kyon! Don't answer something that isn't addressed to you!!

[rainbowbrush]

((I'm gonna assume that you mean Relm, since we don't have anyone named 'Rem'. XD))

*giggling like crazy; she's been drinking, all right*

Huuuuuuh? You need my skills, lady?

[one_in6billion]

((O-oops. 8D;; Apologies))

Consider yourself lucky, young miss. You've been selected as our new club's mascot. It's your job to be adorable and lure in as many members as you can!

[rainbowbrush]

Eeeeeh? Mascot? Isn't that for animals?

[ablindeyetosin]

[Guess who is wandering into your house, drunk as a skunk.)

[one_in6billion]

Aaagh! How did you get in here?!

[ablindeyetosin]

[He points back to an open window with his tail. What'd you expect?]