*phones Kyon's house*

Kyon...Relm... I order*COUGH, cough*...order you to stay together, and don't waste any of your energy. Obey your club leader. You hear me...?

*click*

[Private, unhackable]

I don't want to die ( Read more... )

[Filtered to all non-drone students]

Attention, students! Are you looking for answers to the mysteries in your life? Do you have worries that plague you, feeling like you can't trust those close to you? Disputes between friends taking over your thoughts?

Then, come to

The 24rd of March Movement

Or, M-24-3 for short ( Read more... )

This is a message to all school faculty, and to all students!

S.M.U.T Team is henceforth
disbanded.All members are no longer members, and all club activities will cease henceforth. The clubroom will be evacuated with a 24 hours period. Kyon, you're in charge of moving-out procedures. If it isn't clean within the time limit, there will be fines, ( Read more... )

[Filter to all non-drones ( Read more... )

((Can we assume this was posted very, very soon after [this]?))

[Filtered to Kyon, but hackable to Relm, Yuki, and any other friends and S.M.U.T Team members]

Don't trust anyone. Don't go and talk to anyone, not even me, or Yuki or Relm. If you do, I'll NEVER FORGIVE YOU, do you hear me ( Read more... )

I was excited enough when I spotted these bunny suits at the store today, but now I'm just happy that I have something more comfortable in this heat. Anything is better than those play clothes in my room! Aagh, I'll be moving up to my swimsuit in June, I can tell you already.

*holding the other bunnysuit at arms length and studying it* ....

(( ( Read more... )

[ Haruhi's first move, when her mother began attacking her with dual-weilded forks, was to get out of the house, and fast. She had been foolish to not prepare for something like this-- of COURSE there could've been a zombie virus that infected the populous. This wasn't the time to regret lack of planning for zombie attack, however. As she stumbled ( Read more... )

[Private, hackable to Kyon since he can probably imagine easily enough what is going on]

[ While Kyon, Relm, Jill, and Dick enjoy another pleasant evening together in their MPC-less house, talking about the day with near-absolute trust with one another, a strong bond developing between each of them as the days go by... Haruhi spends another day ( Read more... )

[Private, hackable to Kyon, Relm, and Poindexter]

*gets up on a desk in the clubroom*

All right, listen hard and listen well! We, the collected students you see before you, are about to embark on the most important mission of each of your lives.

Henceforth, I dub this club as the

Suzumiya's
Mayfield
Undercover
Terrorist
Teamotherwise called the ( Read more... )

No.

I'll just survive on apples, thank you.

[Filter to Rem, anyone else who attends the school]

Assist me!

((Haruhi is not touching any of the drinks anywhere, convinced that she can survive on food to get her the water she needs. Dehydration for the win!))