You are in need of urgent loan ( Read more... )

I heard the stand-up comedian on the Titanic went down well with the audience.

what's thick, sweet, brown, and always satisfies the ladies?

chocolate. ;)

New here and since my computer is being a pain I thought I would post one of my favourite computer one-liners

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

from:
http://www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com/

Ok you lovely ladies and gentleman have ALWAYS helped me out before so I'm coming back to you again! I have played my ipod playlist to death and I REALLY need some new songs. I'd prefer them to be new but if theyre awesome I'd love to know them too. And any kind of music is ok, I love it all as long as it either has a good beat, has good meaning ( Read more... )

"So when Idaho Republican Sen. Larry Craig got caught ostensibly signaling for gay sex at a Minnesota airport,
his colleagues called for his resignation faster than you can say brokeback bathroom."

Are former Los Angeles Airport employees X-LAX?

I had some really bad diarrhea, but I've put that all behind me.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

Don't Californicate Oregon!