so i still have one of these, eh ( Read more... )

You Are an Espresso
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to anyone who reads this ( Read more... )

so after falling asleep at around 5:45 ish this morning... i get woken up by a thunderous CRACK! that literally shakes my house ( Read more... )

OK... so the past two days have been kinda awesome... less the bad stuff ( Read more... )

a convo between me and jane. Something you should know first. We were both in the computer lab, sitting less then 2 feet appart, and not once made eye contact thruout the entire thing. enjoy ( Read more... )

so, im back from visiting johnny for his limbo birthday (one ill soon be celebrating in january) and i have to say, of the MANY trips ive taken to WAM, this was by far my most enjoyable. clearly im going to have to start making more trips to williamsburg, which means a new set of tires sometime soon (cuz mine are shot), and robbing a bank sometime ( Read more... )

the Wit

(76% dark, 38% spontaneous, 5% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' ( Read more... )

ok.. i know i havent updated in.. well... all summer... but here i am! so love me ( Read more... )

ok.. i know this is crap, BUT i want to see if this actually works, cuz, hey, im cheap and a free ipod sounds pretty sweet. all i need you to do is go to the link and sign up for an "offer" (i just applied for the student credit card cuz its free and took like 5 min.) so PLEASE! for me! ::begs ( Read more... )