So....my Napoleon is getting fixed in the morning ( Read more... )

I realize that most people see me as a laid back, fun loving kind of gal. I listen to people, I give opinions, and try to offer advice when I can. Most people usually blow those things off thinking...eh, she's just drunk and babbling again ( Read more... )

Why can I never win? I haven't won a poker game in months. And when I do win...there's 5 people playing.
Last night I came in 3rd out of 12. Sonofabitch. The second game I came in 5th out of 10...but I was pretty toasty by then. I will be a poker superstar someday. Yes...a supermodel superpoker superstar!!! Small goals people...small goals.

Eh, sort of...quick like, maybe ( Read more... )

As per court ruling....my brother now legally has full physical custody of the kids!!!! I just found out. I'm so fucking happy I could cry!!!


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Wayne:"Hey Holly, wanna go on an ice cream date?"
Me: "Are you paying?"
Wayne:"Well, we're just gonna go do it in the break room."
Me:"Wait, we're gonna go do it in the break room and all I'm getting is an ice cream? How easy do you think I am?"
Wayne:"Not as easy as I'd hoped. Definitely trashy enough, but not as easy as I'd like."

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Phloid: "Can I eat a piece of paper?"

Holly: "Sure, it tastes like church. You have to write on it first though, that's where the flavor is. It's really sour."

Phloid: (writes *Jesus* and eats paper) "Wow, you're right!"

Holly: "Sour, huh?"

Phloid: "No, it really does taste like church."

What a fantastic weekend. Beautiful weather, tons of booze, awesome company, volleyball, trackball, boating (also known as paddling around in circles in the middle of the lake), and let's not forget the endless game of *Marco Polo ( Read more... )

Doctors DO NOT LISTEN to a damn thing you have to say ( Read more... )