Today I watched bowling on TV. I cannot describe to how hilarious this is. I will however endeavor to express some meager portion of the life-ending comedy that is televised professional bowling ( Read more... )

I haven't written here in a while. Life is good. I'm probably almost 100 pounds lighter than the last time most of you saw me. I've been dating this wonderful girl for a year this month. I live in Clintonville and life is good.

Here's a mega update ( Read more... )

I spent tonight sitting in a park close to a girl I like, basking in the glow of the light pollution above. I thought maybe it'd never be like this again. As I pull the tiny blue fuzz of her sweater off of my shirt sleeve I smile because I'm thinking of her smiling back at me.

I feel something
Feels like nothing
Feels like dying
Feels like passing on
yeah yeah

I'm bloodbourne
Like a pathogen
Like a soujourner
Lost in his homeland
yeah yeah

Ask not
What your country can do for you
The question
Is what you can do for it
yeah yeah

Allow me to say, for all of us, Holy Fucking Shit.

I mean...it's just...

I have no words to describe it. Neil Gaiman clued me in to it saying "...seems, somehow to miss the point on a scale that's positively awesome." I completely agree. I mean...wow.

So I'm in a stall at work, doing what I do, minding my own business. I hear the door open and some mountain of man with girth I can hear split the air around it canters past the stall, the floor screaming in agony as he takes one booming step after another into the stall next to mine. The sound of metal on denim screeches from a few feet away as an ( Read more... )

If you have, at any point in your life, used the phrase "Do what now?"...we are no longer friends. I have downgraded your friendship status by one point. Here's a chart of how that breaks down ( Read more... )

And still the Weaver plies his loom, who warp
and woof is wretched Man
Weaving the unpatterned dark design, so dark we
doubt it owns a plan.
-The Kasidah of Haji Abdu al-Yazdi

Long day at work and it's moving like a slug. I'm in the last ten or so minutes and it feels like forever ( Read more... )