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[onecoolcop]

[ There’s a distinct noise filtering in through the phone that’s been left off the hook. Shuffling of some sort, it’d seem. The peculiar noise is then followed by the sound of objects being thrown, jostled, and slammed about. The last sound is that of a door slamming, and then opening, all in the time span of a few seconds. ]

If this is one of your

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[pineapplepsych]

[he recognizes that irate tone and gun possessiveness anywhere!]

My senses tell me that you will not find your gun anywhere near the premises, Detective Lassiter!

[onecoolcop]

[ Oh no. Oh hell no ]

Spencer [ deadpan ]

How did you get this number. More importantly, what did you do?

[pineapplepsych]

Always so quick to blame. Especially me. You should get that looked at.

But I can assure you that I didn't do anything. [even if this would have been the greatest prank EVER.] Welcome to Mayfield, your home away from home. Literally.

[onecoolcop]

Oh, and that's why you know so much about the situation. Mayfield... Likely story.

[ Now a slightly more irritated scoff ] Cut the crap, Spencer. Game's over. If you've been videotaping this, I'll have you arrested for infringement of privacy.

[eldest_hatter]

I am afraid this place is no joke sir.

[onecoolcop]

...Who is this?

Dude. Did LJ eat my reply? O_o

[eldest_hatter]

My name is Sophie Jenkins. I've been brought here against my will just as you have.

Yes ;-;

[onecoolcop]

[ Seems reasonably innocent enough... ]

Have you alerted the officials?

[perfect_karma]

I regret to inform you that any and all weapons have been stolen. Welcome to Mayfield.

I presume, due to your statement, that you are either a criminal or someone authorized to carry a gun. Either way, considering that your weapon will eventually be returned for some foolish reason, I would like to know which is the case.

[onecoolcop]

Berating the head detective of the Santa Barbara Police Department won't earn any of you criminals won't get you any answers.

It's you that I should be questioning. How did you get this number?

[perfect_karma]

Please. I am not associated with the kidnappers.

Furthermore, you would not be questioning me, Detective. We are in the same line of work, in a sense; I am a prosecutor for the city of Los Angeles.

[onecoolcop]

I see. Then perhaps I'll finally get some reliable answers.

What is going on?

[kol_shevik]

Look behind you, comrade.

[onecoolcop]

Who is this?

[kol_shevik]

[Being sick means being stuck in the house and that means being bored. Sorry Lassie.]

...Did you look?

[onecoolcop]

[ Boredom is never good, nope ]

Answer my question first.

[sexybitchninja]

Hmph. Believe me, I wish this was a joke. Don't bother looking for your weapon, 'they' took mine from me when I got here too.

[onecoolcop]

Your 'weapon'? Are you implying it was illegal to begin with?

[sexybitchninja]

Certainly not. I don't doubt that you had legitimate claim to it, but the bigger issue here is WHY all our weapons are gone.

If I can speak frankly, you're an officer of the law in your world, correct? If so, we're in the same line of work, to a certain extent.

Vigilance is the closest thing we have to a weapon, for now.

[onecoolcop]

Then I trust you are unsettled by the predicament we have found yourself in--

...World talk again?