Anything to say?  Lassie-face is probably my newest muse and I'm incredibly nervous regarding how I play him.  So any suggestions / complaints / so on and so forth would be so much appreciated.

....After the recent turn of events, I feel that it's necessary and about damn time something is done to keep this city in order.

If you're capable of handling a weapon, and not making a complete fool of yourself, in order to preserve justice and safety, respond to this message.

Damnit....  Is this thing even on --

[ Oh right, it is. Have the video clicking on and showing a very distressed, but very serious, Carlton Lassiter, minus the fail for once. ]

If anyone has any leads to explain the gruesome manslaughter, contact me immediately. [ Mostly because without a proper legal system here .. let's just say serial ( Read more... )

Butterfly catching.   Really?    Are we five?

I have my suspicions at the moment. If anyone is interested in exchanging information, contact me immediately. That is all.

[ Curt message is curt. And he's not interested in giving away information for free 8| ]

[ SHUFFLING. SHUFFLING. RUMMAGING THROUGH PAPERS AND ... ]

This has got to be a joke ... [ And then a slight CRASH, and then a curse and then ] A bad joke --

[ There’s a distinct noise filtering in through the phone that’s been left off the hook. Shuffling of some sort, it’d seem. The peculiar noise is then followed by the sound of objects being thrown, jostled, and slammed about. The last sound is that of a door slamming, and then opening, all in the time span of a few seconds. ]

If this is one of your ( Read more... )