Comments | onecoolcop: voice 001

onecoolcop

voice 001

Feb 19, 2010 20:48

[ SHUFFLING. SHUFFLING. RUMMAGING THROUGH PAPERS AND ... ]

This has got to be a joke ... [ And then a slight CRASH, and then a curse and then ] A bad joke --

!ic, !vatheon

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sweeperesque February 20 2010, 02:06:20 UTC

Everything okay, sir?

onecoolcop February 20 2010, 03:09:57 UTC

No, everything's not -- { CRASH }

sweeperesque February 20 2010, 03:19:41 UTC

Need some help with something?

onecoolcop February 20 2010, 03:20:29 UTC

Squirrel ! [ ANOTHER CRASH ]

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pineapplepsych February 20 2010, 04:27:57 UTC

Or maybe you just lack a good sense of humor.

I have one question: are you sure you have your lights on?

onecoolcop February 20 2010, 04:29:12 UTC

Spencer?

What the hell kind of question is that? [ And there's some more slight crashing in the background. ]

pineapplepsych February 20 2010, 04:32:23 UTC

Well you're crashing around so it's either you've suddenly become blind or you're searching around frantically in the dark.

It's not really like you to trash your place, otherwise.

onecoolcop February 20 2010, 04:53:43 UTC

[ Have some muttering, because such brilliance, Shawn, and then there's a sound of light scurrying ]

Since when could squirrels live under the sea?

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aimforthesun February 20 2010, 04:50:27 UTC

[Here, have some fake concern.]

Oh? What seems to be the problem, detective?

onecoolcop February 20 2010, 04:52:37 UTC

Damned [ and cue the SFC falling off the table ] squirrel.

aimforthesun February 20 2010, 04:54:09 UTC

[Aaand have some genuine surprise.]

Wait--squirrel?

onecoolcop February 20 2010, 04:55:17 UTC

[ moment or two later ]

Yes. For some reason, they're capable of life down here.

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windwilled February 20 2010, 04:51:14 UTC

A-Are you all right...?

onecoolcop February 20 2010, 04:52:58 UTC

I wasn't aware squirrels could live under the sea.

windwilled February 20 2010, 04:54:38 UTC

... What?

onecoolcop February 20 2010, 04:56:04 UTC

Squirrels. Normally in the country you haven't heard of before.

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[Voice] notguiltyplz February 20 2010, 16:39:37 UTC

[...]

Is everything okay?

[Voice] onecoolcop February 20 2010, 17:41:48 UTC

...... No.

[ Distinct squirrel noise in the background :/ ]

Stupid ball of light, do something for once.

[Voice] notguiltyplz February 20 2010, 17:47:44 UTC

[... What.]

Is there a rodent in your place?

[Voice] onecoolcop February 20 2010, 17:50:37 UTC

Regretfully.

I wasn't aware they could survive in the sea.

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