Ugh. I had the worst morning in the parking lot. I ended up having to park in the back, then I had to walk all the way around in the freezing cold to sign in 10 minutes late when I had been at the school at 7:50. What an award-winning morning! It just ticks me off because I counted on one short row of cars 6 people without parking passes!!! SIX ( Read more... )

I love the way they equate animals to Jews, cows to slaves, a pig to Jesus, and portray women as pieces of meat (I guess it's ok to portray women as meat as long as you don't eat meat ( Read more... )

Holy crap ( Read more... )

I hate this fucking town ( Read more... )

If I could bake for a living...I would be in heaven ( Read more... )

SQUIDWARD ( Read more... )

I can't take her home today
She'll scare the dog away
'cause damn that's an ugly baby

And when she smiles I find
Shane McGowan comes to mind
It makes me want to cry
When I look into her good eye


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Making love to you is like being inside a shooting star
I'm in so deep, baby we're groovin'
Love the way your body's movin'
I pull it out just a little bit too far
and I accidentally stick it in your butthooooooooooole.

But that's okay because I don't preach with my anus...

He swears he'll never do it again unless I kinda like it.

HA.


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HAHAHA...you look like you're trying to shit.

"I want to be Stephen Lynch."
"Yeah, I would like to be him too."
"I mean, he's got some pipes."
"Yeah, that would have to be the best job ever."

"I just want to fuck him!"

Well...I guess if you can't be him, just have a piece of his hot ass.

WHAT KIND OF PERSON WASTES TIME GETTING MAD OVER FUCKING SHOES? THEY'RE SHOES. THEY GO ON YOUR FEET, CHANCES ARE MOST PE0PLE AROUND YOU ARE WEARING THEM, MOST OF THE TIME THEY SMELL AWFUL...OH YEAH, AND HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT SOMEONE ELSE JUST MIGHT HAVE THE SAME SHOES. OH GOD. THE WORLD MUST STOP FOR YOU AND YOUR INDIVIDUALITY ( Read more... )