Tonight I saw a scene that would blow those Please Drink Responsibly PSAs out of the water.

Actually it was more like Please Drink Responsibly Especially If You're Underage and Your Friend With You IS A COMPLETE DUMBASS.

Disgusting.

No wait, sickening.

Can anyone say alcohol poisoning?

I've kind of fused Flashdance with some MC Hammer shit.

I got some free love on the Free Love Freeway, the love is free and the freeway's long
I got some hot love on the Hot Love Highway, ain't goin' home my baby's gone.

It's Red Nose Day.

I think I've watched a bit too much of the Office.

"To me beauty is in the eyes and more and more of you are concealing this beauty from the rest of us and coming across like a bunch of posh little snots. The worst part is that when you hide behind a cheap pair of automobile windshields, I can’t tell that you’re actually 13 ( Read more... )

As long as Charlie's still alive...I'll come back for season three.

And yesterday was the FIRST TIME(and hopefully the last time) I've ever seen a skank nasty girl being slung around by another skank nasty girl...and the best part...she was being whirled around BY HER HAIR!!! Needless to say I was pretty taken aback by the whole situation. I wonder what they were getting all upset about. I think it had something to ( Read more... )

MMM...I just listened to some Mraz, or more specifically, this new EP thing on ITunes and I remembered why I love him so much ( Read more... )

Ugh. Everything I've been trying to get away from is following me. I guess it could be worse. Roommates, anyone?

Somebody left a fish stick in the oven. Ew. It was all black and scorched when I took it out. Not to mention it smelled atrocious. I was going to take a picture of it because it looked so strange but I think my mom threw it away.

Booty poppin'.

Can you be in First Priority when your first priority is being a whore?
Just a thought.

And now... a poem ( Read more... )