I lifted my head and looked around. I wasn't in Kansas anymore. Hell, I wasn't even in the hotel. It looked like the inside of a Law Firm... I tried to get up but my muscles were clearly crying "atrophy" so that was no use ( Read more... )

I got out of my rental car and stared at the building. So Buffy and dawn had returned to their roots. Their dead beat dad infested roots but roots none the less. I frowned but perked up as I saw a woman in her convertable spill coffee on herself. I never understood why things like that made me laugh nowadays. Maybe because, that used to be me. And ( Read more... )

I got off the plane and looked at my watch. It read 2:39 which meant it was now...I didn't know the time here...I mean, I had lived in Africa for a few months and then I was called to London to jolly ol' England to see the new Watcher's council ( Read more... )

I checked the t.v. screen to see what the movie was. Titanic's credits came on. Huh...wasn't in the mood for a chick flick ( Read more... )

"Excuse me, is it legal to show Airplane on an airplane?" I asked the stewardess. She gave me one of those motherly looks my mother never gave me. The one where the mouth dips up and the lips curl. The one that gurgles the guilt butterflies in your stomach. Yeah, that one. Curse the stewardess for butterflies. That was the least of what I needed ( Read more... )