So at 6am on a Monday morning I get a call that Wednesday I'm off to Egypt for a tour guide seminar because apparently I've gotten some complaints. I'm not cheery enough. Apparently. I frowned and hung up. I went back to sleep ( Read more... )

Or at least I thought we were. Then we seperated. All over the world. Me in Africa, Buffy in Rome, and Willow in Brazil. It hasn't been the best seperation. I got a job as a tour guide for an African museum or 'the' african museum. So, I stand up in a bus while some guy who I don't understand drives around South Africa. I speak into a damn ( Read more... )

Maybe now we can take the road least traveled. Maybe now we can see where we fit.Buffy gave me one last hug and I looked over at Anya and nodded. "We'll call." I said. And with that we were off. It seemed like a simple plan. With The First scrunched Anya and I decided that we needed to work things out and with evil out for a while we decided that ( Read more... )

I came to in a hospital bed. It was just like any regular hospital room. Except that this hospital room was in the most evil law firm in Los Angeles. A name ran through my head. Alex No wait, it went away. Then another one. Alot clearer. Cordy"Cordy!" I yelled. I sat up and saw the door closed. There was one lone window on the wall showing the ( Read more... )

I finished up Spike's last knot and looked up at him. He seemed so devious, so devil-ish. He could just bite me anytime. The chip could just be a ploy! As a million other reasons of why I had to tie Spike up ran through my head I stood up and looked at my work. Xander Harris your a genious ( Read more... )

I exited my "bat cave" and emerged with a newly written up lesson plan! Giles would be so proud. It had tactics of defending and of drywalling. It had day to day "what we're going to do's". It was perfect! The problem was I had lost track of time in that room of mine. I don't how long exactly it had been. Maybe it had taken me a day to write it. ( Read more... )

After some ... misunderstanding I'm back in _We_Happy_Few_ so to keep everybody on what happened to Xander before...

( Temporary Insanity )

I sat in my apartment drinking coffee and reading the paper. The stool I sat in had red fabric on the seat of it and the rest was metal. I knew I was in an L.A. apartment. I missed Sunnydale. Sometimes. Late at night when I'm all alone and it's dark and I haven't bothered to turn the t.v. off ( Read more... )

I dropped mt clothes next to the door of the bathroom and stepped under the running water of the shower. The water felt warm around my unusually cool body. Too much today. Way too much. I took off the rag around my hands and the blood seeped down the shower into the drain ( Read more... )

So, the best idea came to my head. After wandering around the damn Wolfram and Hart building for nearly an hour...I decided that I'd stay in the elevator and wait. Up and down, I didn't care. Inevitabally, I'd run into someone I knew ( Read more... )