Jack of Diamonds, Jack of Diamonds, I know you most of all
You've robbed my poor pockets of silver and gold
And Whiskey, you villain, you've been my down-fall
You've cuffed and you've kicked me but I loved you of old

Oh Whiskey, Rye Whiskey, Whiskey I cried
If I don't get rye Whiskey I surely will die

Well I go yonder mountain and build me a ( Read more... )

i think king kong looks retarded and i hate christmas. see you fuckers in a few months.

b.

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"Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

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i win.

Once I pass drink number five I should not be allowed to communicate with anyone in the real world. Take away my phone, take away my computer and just let me sing and dance and scream and yell and cry and laugh til my little heart is content but please don't let me attempt to communicate anything that might be construed as important. i'm ( Read more... )

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