Ta da!

[onehairyguy]

Well, after a two-week hiatus from my beloved computer (damn viruses), I am back. And I'm here to say that everyone should go out and get themselves a cripple. Having taken Ewan out as a cripple, I realize now that having a handicapped person with you means incerased hospitality, more attention, and a generally more entertaining night on the town.

Comments

I'm sorry...

[onehairyguy]

What the hell was that and what does it have to do with what I posted?

[herbertwestmd]

I agree, cripples are fun. Almost as fun as midgets but we won't go there. Well, maybe we will but later...

Hey...

[oncealeader]

I wasn't handicapped. I was differently abled. Or handicapable. Or a leech on society. But not crippled.