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[onehotkappa]

I'm sure you all remember my matchmaking post, where I was helping a couple people from my fandom get dates. Those two're fucking hopeless, but they still ended up with a few people interested. Only I could pull that off

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[not_a_banshee]

...you have a one track mind, don't you?

[onehotkappa]

I'm trying to be helpful here~

If you'd like I could get you a date as well.

[not_a_banshee]

...what if they didn't want the help?

N-no thanks.

[onehotkappa]

Kougaiji's little sister asked me to get him a date, and Badou asked me himself.

Want a date with either of them?

[nicotine_patch]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

[onehotkappa]

What the fuck does it look like?

[nicotine_patch]

MND FMNF MNS SDFKJSDFS DFKJSDFJDSFS

I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING WOMN IN THAT FIRST

MY- DOESN'T HAVE A HEART ON IT AND MY HAIR ISN'T PINK

SURPRISED TO LEARN?!!

KJFKSDJGNDKFKJGDF SJKFJSKDFF TAKE THIS DOWN

[onehotkappa]

I already found a couple of people who wanna date you.

[bestest_bigbro]

Wait. Why Kou? I think he could get the ladies if he put his mind to it.

[onehotkappa]

His little sis asked me to do this for him.

[bestest_bigbro]

.....You shouldn't do anything she says.

[onehotkappa]

But I thought it'd be entertaining~!

[hi_sanzo]

badouuu *_____*

[onehotkappa]

He's not interested.

[hi_sanzo]

but whyyy ;_____;

[onehotkappa]

'Cause you're a fucking toy.

[d4n3b4g3l]

Are any of them hot girls, dane?

[onehotkappa]

Both of 'em.

[d4n3b4g3l]

Seriously, dane? IT'S MY LUCKY DAY &hearts

Set me up with the eyepatch one, dane

[onehotkappa]

You sure you don't want dates with both of 'em?