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It took me the better part of two months, but I finally found a box of Cadbury chocolate. Not exactly high class, but oh my God it tastes so good.
AND a pair of Jimmy Choo in my size. They're so cute. Free, too! Can you believe it?
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Fortune favors the bold, my friends.
Found a relatively fat Goodwill. It's no Ralph St. Laurent, of course, but there were some not completely hideous clothes left.
Buttt... I DO find myself in need of a seamstress if there's one around. There is absolutely no way I'm wearing untailored jeans. This ass is too fabulous.
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I have two questions.
1) Doctor. Where can I find one?
And,
2) Is New York always this cold, or am I to take this as some kind of pointed allegory?
Yet another way that California's infinitely superior to this roach-infested crap hole. As soon as I get back home, I'm stripping down and sunbathing on the first flat surface I see. To hell ( Read more... ) -
oo3
I've scoured every department store, every gas station, ever liquor store...
No booze, no chocolate. Just a bunch of oversized vermin waiting to pounce on the first warm body they see.
Reminds me of my college days.
Sigh. -
oo2
I would absolutely kill for a dry martini right now. -
oo1
I never did like New York much.