Comments | onelastwish421: who is maggie?

onelastwish421

who is maggie?

Sep 30, 2002 01:50

i went to food lion earlier tonight, just to get the hell out of the house and see if my foot would freak out from the walking (it did not). i walked down an aisle and this i donno, pre teen girl was pushing a cart with like, a 2 year old girl in the seat, while their mother walked ahead. the cute little girl sees me and starts yelling "HI MAGGIE! ( Read more... )

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eatsdirt September 30 2002, 04:16:37 UTC

HI MAGGIE! HI MAGGIE!

maybe she became less excited because her parents told her, "hey, you idiot...that ain't Maggie!"

Re: onelastwish421 September 30 2002, 09:07:59 UTC

i think it was because the closer i got to her, the more she realized she was stupid for thinking i was maggie. cos obviously, i'm not! *duh*
haha

holygalaga September 30 2002, 08:12:50 UTC

food lion tight as hell ya'll

chubby hubby tight as hell too

peanut butter + pretzels = wonderful house time

Re: onelastwish421 September 30 2002, 09:06:37 UTC

i *love* the hubby!!! i wish they made it in gallon size containers.

lulu_plum October 1 2002, 10:11:30 UTC

hey and you're also on my brother's friends list! (jeddhor) :-)

wheelchair October 2 2002, 11:34:19 UTC

i'm a nerd. and i'm missing out. and i'm late. it's my way i guess.

I think the next time you see people with a little kid at food lion you should walk by the kid and go, "HI MAGGIE! HI! HI MAGGIE!" and just keep walking.

It will usually not be funny, but if you do it enough, eventually you'll run aross a kid whose name is ACTUALLY maggie. HOLY SHIT that would kick ass.

Re: onelastwish421 October 2 2002, 11:39:35 UTC

ok since you are late, imagine me saying this in my ja rule voice : "they way you walk the way you talk..." and then you, in your j.lo voice say "i'm real", then we have a hit fucking single man! we're millionaires, JUST LIKE *THAT*.
i will try the "hi maggie" approach to children in carts from now on. i hope i make some of them cry!