Oh my goodness livejournals you are alive and you are alive too. Rectal, underarm and oral temperatures are all a degree apart. I learned that since the last time we saw us. Splitsies!!

There are 2 things my honorable grandfather used to tell me all the time when I was a way way WAY little kid;

1) Never perform oral sex on anyone in a military uniform that you met in a doctors office.

2) Never wear your military uniform to the doctors office.

I was re-reading my camel manual today paying special attention to the section enTITled ( Read more... )

AWESOME QUIZ

Before I start: For vasco_de_gamma


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Gay it up and don't look back. It's Official, just like we heard from the 'captain'. Pirates are over. The high seas are mainstream and everybody knows it. Get your a-holes bleached and go a'sailing!!!!

stop stealing my gernal.

People see me now and they get totally intimidated but seriously, I wasn't always the kind of poet that causes so-called "poets" to shit themselves. Seriously. There used to be a time back in the early 90's when, if you can believe this shit, I was still not even sure if i would ever even have a muse. (I know, crazy right ( Read more... )

I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD!!!

I HAVE A GIFT AND I WILL NEVER EVER DOUBT THIS!!!!!

I'm so ExxxCITED to have this forum BACK FOR MY WRITTEN WORD TO HEARD AGAIN ( Read more... )

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