Lifestyles of the bitch and felonious

[onemintjulep]

Ok, so admittedly I occasionally vary my frequenting of Epicurious a little in order to marvel at the garishly tasteful site design of the Martha site. And as most everyone knows, Porky* here just bought a new ice cream maker on sale for 30 bucks. So, I'm shuffling through the trademark Martha-esque ice cream recipes

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[houseboi]

I believe he said something about a baby getting back...? And as we were leaving, he muttered something that sounded like, "I like big [something] and I cannot lie." I'm sure it was nothing.
We'll tell you when you're fat enough! Now shaddup and eat your Homemade Genuine Key Lime Pie Ice Cream with Real Graham Bits and Three Kinds of Dairy Fat.

[esquire]

Porky

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[allen_elledge]

Lardass.

[onemintjulep]

Caulk breath.