because I want to be cool like the cool people.

So, yeah-if you happen to have a spare, put me on your list plzkthx!

Matthias Rath, you are a shitbag.

He should get a teddy bear pattern and make Alga some teddy bears. With huge wangs.

I do not like drag. At all.

But, y'know, sometimes you see some shit that makes you go "OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GAWD HELLYEAH" in spite of the fact that you might not normally like that sort of thing at all.

This made me throw THE HORNS AND HOLLER AND MY CIGARETTE FELL OUT OF MY MOUTH AND BURNED MY SHIN AND IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT.Just put up with ( Read more... )

AAAAAAAAAAA! I FAILED!

So, I'm trying to strip a door. I'd estimate that fully half its current thickness is paint and shellack ( Read more... )

My computer pooped it's pants last night. It was acting a little odd, and I restarted it and....nothing. NO THING. Computer OVER! Hard drive present? Nope. Poop pants ( Read more... )

It's Blixa Bargeld reading product descriptions out of a hardware store catalog.

http://www.bryanboy.com/bryanboy_le_superstar_fab/

I can't hate him. Trust me, I tried.

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