I think my cat needs some religious enlightenment

[onemintjulep]

Honey, I don't make the rain come down. IT'S NOT MY FAULT, ok?

shut. up. already

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[thenightknight]

My girls have figured out that since all Good Things come from me, all bad things must as well.

[onemintjulep]

In all honesty, she doesn't even mind the rain so much. But she's extremely perturbed by my refusing to go out in it with her.

And I'm sure you know all about The Stare.

Evil Kitty Zombification Rays.

[allen_elledge]

No, really. Cats have this bizarre mystical POWER THINGY that they use on people to get what they want.

You met Mamma Kitty, you KNOW what I mean.

"Pet. Me. For. Hours. And. Hours. Thumbed. One." says the Mamma Kitty Mind Control Ray, and you DO IT. "Turn. The. Water. On. In. The. Tub." says Berto's Brain Mangling Device, and then next thing you know you're in the bathroom fucking with the faucet in the tub to get it JUST HOW HE LIKES IT and telling him what a good kitty he is for making demands that you cannot help but obey. "I. Am. The. Reason. For. Your. Existence." Yes, Little Boy, you ARE the reason for my existence! Here, let me spend an hour brushing you!

Cats are evil.

Re: Evil Kitty Zombification Rays.

[houseboi]

and then next thing you know you're in the bathroom fucking with the faucet in the tub to get it JUST HOW HE LIKES IT

Wow, you just described my mornings. And uh, the rest of the time I'm home.