A Short Story By: Jayson A. Smith

[onesicksonofa]

A few days ago I was frying Falafel and spilled grease on my left hand middle finger. It hurt alot. The next day it bubbled up all huge and nasty and eventually it popped. I then proceeded to squeeze it and squirt puss-water at Nick; hilarity ensued

Comments

[below_sea_level]

the moral of the story is, I put your band up on metal-archive haha

[badbabie]

Moral of the Story?

Falafel fucking sucks
or
You're fired from cooking

[uber_corp]

Most definitely fired from cooking!!

[badbabie]

i'm just as bad, i burned the top of my hand on the over door.

Moral of the story

[megandivo]

You are nasty.

[train_in_vein]

Next time you burn yourself run a onion on it. Yes it will burn but it helps

moral of the story

[scottjresque]

you must have done something right considering i just read your story and i still like you.

good way to sort out your friends. falafel grease burns.