A Short Story By: Jayson A. Smith

[onesicksonofa]

A few days ago I was frying Falafel and spilled grease on my left hand middle finger. It hurt alot. The next day it bubbled up all huge and nasty and eventually it popped. I then proceeded to squeeze it and squirt puss-water at Nick; hilarity ensued

Comments

[imsometal]

the moral of this story is as follows.

beware of hot grease, but if you do happen to get burned by it, then shooting gross shit at your friends is perfectly acceptable, and/or required.