I'm so fast, I can't see myself ( Read more... )

I need to pull my life together. It isn't good to hate your life. I need a job. Somebody, please hire me.

How do you keep (personal) history from repeating itself? Or better yet, how would one go about erasing the first 12 years of their life?

Never ask me for help, I'll only screw things up more.

Acoustic Socialburn!

http://www.elektra.com/elektra/socialburn/framesetvideo_2534829.html

Chose your format and speed.

Jimmie wants to be a She.

Leaving Heaven, for hell.

Eww. My sister and her friends are crazy ( Read more... )

Glorida has her own state. Curtis lives there. Curtis does not like Liz's lasagna.

Some people don't like to urinate.

"He couldn't stop giggling when he found out he had to operate on Mr. Weiner."

I feel so guilty. I feel guilty all the time for taking my parents money, and making them do stuff for me. It will kill me tomorrow if something goes wrong and my mom can't get the stuff down to me. I hope Terry doesn't mind.