More tour dates.

Socialburn is playing with a girl pop band in DC. I hope Terry brought the condoms.

Okay, last chance. All of you Seattle people, if you don't have tickets to Something Corporate, PLEASE go to the Graceland this Thursday at 8:00 to see SOCIALBURN. They're from the Tallahassee, FL area where I'm living now. So go support and say hi. Ask Neil what ( Read more... )

Jay is going to gun down a class of kindergarteners. You better watch out.

Julie helps erectile deficiency.

Blow your own balls. (Glass blowing, I assume)

I love Jay and Headlines. Socialburn should be in Jay's audience. Seether is there. They're in Boise tomorrow and Seattle on Thursday.

So who actually reads my posts?

The old lady on Conan has a dildo that's worn over the chin. It's called The Accomodator.

What's Hitler's last name?

1077 The End presents Seether, with RA and Socialburn, Thursday January 23rd, 8pm at Graceland. Tickets are just $10 advance at Ticketmaster, Graceland, Singles Going Steady and all Seattle Cellophane Square locations.

Does anyone live in or near Richmond, VA, Las Vegas, LA, San Francisco, Portland, Boise, Seattle?

I want to adopt a sugar glider and I found one for $50, cage and everything, but I do not have an apartment yet. His owners are selling him for so low (they normally run $125 for just a cage) because their baby is due in a month and they won't have the time for him anymore. They need me to pick him up within 3 weeks, but I don't think I'll have an ( Read more... )

a grape - because who can fit a watermelon in their mouth?

Avril mispronounced David Bowie's name, like "Howie," at the Grammy nominations. CNN told me so.