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[onesizebigger]

This isn't fair!  I want to go play again, this is boring!

Kid!  Why are there no giraffes here?  I want there to be giraffes here!  Then it wouldn't be so boring.  It would be fun, just like the zoo!  Yeah, that would be the best ever!

...But it isn't. 

Comments

[asymmetriphobic]

...I'm sorry, there just aren't any giraffes here. Next time we go somewhere, I'll try to see if anyone has any crayons for you to draw giraffes, okay?

Just try to keep yourself entertained for now. We don't have much. Unfortunately. I can't keep losing track of you, please just stay around...

...it kills me to say this... Y-you can... dis.. you ca--... you can disrupt... ugh, just play with whatever you want inside the apartment, okay?

[nummeh_souls]

Huh. It sounds like he wasn't kidding around when he said that he found you before. Not that there is really any reason why he would.

Hn. Oi, Patty, if you ever see a monster large enough to be a giraffe around here, then do us all a favor and don't go running toward it, okay? It's probably not what you think.

[voice]

[poppincapsules]

Why the hell would you want giraffes in a place like this?

[voice]

[onesizebigger]

Because giraffes are cute and fun?

[voice]

[touchofgossamr]

What is a...giraffe...?

[voice]

[onesizebigger]

It's an animal! The best kind! Wait, you really don't know?

[voice]

[touchofgossamr]

No...I've never heard of it before...

[onceahuman]

Giraffes...?