If you don't care how I am, why do you come here? Your front is a wonderwall of bad acting.

Dear Livejournal ( Read more... )

I tripped over LiveJournal while I was online tonight. Ooops.

You say that I treat you like a book on a shelf ( Read more... )

How to make a Lisa
Ingredients:

5 parts competetiveness

3 parts brilliance

5 parts instinct
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.comSo, my friends, it is finally happening. I'm moving the fuck out of my house. Soon I will be residing in a one bedroom ( Read more... )

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EVERYONE WHO'S ANYONE: I recommend going out to your local video store and renting THIRTEEN because it's the best goddamn movie I've seen in months seriously...it's one of those movies I'll watch over and over again and <3 every time so yeah. Put some fucking ( Read more... )

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Oren-Ishii (Cottonmouth)

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You know what I hate? Advertisements whose commercials have absolutely nothing to do with whatever they're selling. For example, I was painting my toenails and listening to my mom's ridiculous radio station when a woman comes on: "We can't even imagine writing letters anymore. What would we do without email? Another thing your home needs is ( Read more... )

A moment of silence is in order: Mary Tyler Moore has passed on into the after life of hermit crabs, whatever that may be. She was a good crab; the most friendly and miniature of the three. She shall be missed and mourned. Nov 2003 - April 2004.