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[onetrueking]

*decides to be 'patriarchal'*

Finwe is open for business. Please form a line.

*has suckers for the children*

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[tar_calion]

*Pending his recovery, will soon be requesting a joint Numenorean/Noldorin Royal Proclamtion re: Ingwe's an asshat.*

[onetrueking]

*can do that!*

*Finwe aims to please* :D

[tar_calion]

*thinks you stay in bed far more than a King should but at least you do less damage than King Asshat.*

[onetrueking]

*thinks you severely underestimate the power of bed*

[caranthire]

Oh good. You can finally meet your grandson.

Morno? This is Daer-ada's ada.

[onetrueking]

...

*whispers to his secretary*

*is handed a book*

*flips through it*

*nods*

Ah. Caranthire. You had a son. How nice. :D

[caranthire]

Oi. I thought you remembered me. And after all the times I called you Kingly Daer-Ada when I was little.

[onetrueking]

I do. :D Of course I do. How could I forget you.

...I just forgot that you were adult-size now, okay. Finwe forgets things sometimes. Lots of kids. Lots of grandkids. Etc.

[faniel]

*gets in line*

*wants a sucker omg*

[onetrueking]

*hands over a sucker*

*wonders who she is and why she is SMILING so much*

[faniel]

Hi Ada!! :D :D

[onetrueking]

*looks behind him*

*looks around him*

*very slowly and softly* Are you lost, sweetheart?

[queen_indis]

*brings him some lunch and lets him be all kingly and sexy ;) stuff*

[onetrueking]

*appreciates* :D :D :D

*would now like to quote from Clerks*

"There's a lot of fine bitches on this earth, but not many'll bring you lasagna at work."

[queen_indis]

:) :) <3

*kisses his cheek*

*will be waiting for him later* ;)

[onetrueking]

*will look forward to it*

:D <3

[irime]

*grabs lolly pop*

Hi, Dad. 'm back.

[onetrueking]

*wonders what the deal is with these girls today*

[irime]

*shrugs*

*perches on a nearby chair*

I'm cool with that. How's it going?

[onetrueking]

...

Who are you?