*does King! work :)* *studies the recent newspaper highly important and sensitive documents of, um, a King!*

*takes special note of the recent influx of incredibly hot, possibly illegal, but hey, he's the (former) King, and single women in Tirion*

Remember ladies. Finwë likes to be on familiar terms with all his citizens. ;) It's just doing ( Read more... )

I WAS A GOOD FATHER!

I was!

I was!

My children had the best (and most attractive!) nannies kingship could buy.

So there.

Finwë loves you all.

Except you.

And maybe you.

But definitely the rest of you. ;)

*decides to be 'patriarchal'*

Finwe is open for business. Please form a line.

*has suckers for the children*

I like to listen in on my mun's IM conversations because, quite often, there is a "<3" or a "♥" directed my way, and that pleases me. Rawr. ;)

In a recent conversation the following line was spoken written: Finwe's been spending a lot of time out of bed lately. That makes me happy ( Read more... )

Miriel and I were just on TV together. We were very sexy. It's to be expected, though, obviously.

*is tired of looking for his new Harem member*

*phonebook searches and general wandering are cutting into time in bed*

*which makes for a very unhappy Finwe*

( *posts an application on the town message board* )

*returns to his bedroom, but GASPHORRORSHOCK not to go to bed*

Indis! That girlchild is back. :D

:D She's still prettier than all the other ones combined. Mostly because she's a girl. :D

Ahem.

...

That is all.

Ahem.

Happy Manwëmas from the former King.

A few gifts:

Indis. Though we've already tried it out. ;)

Miriel. ;)

Feanor

Nerdanel.

The rest of the family gets a very, very large case of fine whiskey. Good enough for her tastes, but enough of it so he can chug.

Fingolfin and Anaire.

A copy of this for each of their children and the boy who ( Read more... )