*is roused from his everlasting slumber*

He's back?

*mutters* Lecturing me on rights for women and public service. I know how to run a city, dammit. I just have better things to do.

Bloody liberal. Tell me polygamy is bad.

I'm awake.

Someone entertain me.

...

WHO WANTS TO GO DRINKING!? :D :D :D

*emerges grumpily from bed*

What's all this arguing about? How are we supposed to achieve happiness with all this discord?

Now, tell the former King what's going on. Not that I give a damn. I just want to go back to bed.

*momentarily regains conciousness*

HOT!!! ;)

...*passes back out*

This is for everyone who's been saying I was a crap father. I waswasn't!

See?

( Proof )

...

My fertility has been called into question. It's time to prove myself.

INDIS! YOU'RE THE BREEDER. GET IN HERE SO WE CAN MAKE A BABY!

HEY!

My mun was having a conversation with that mun last night and I happened to overhear because they were talking about me. They raised a pretty good point and, dammit, I want an answer.

You, you, you, you, and the other three who aren't here ( Read more... )

*delayed reaction, as always*

*walks among the living*

Hehehe. Good job, lad, good job. :D You make your father proud.

And why is the bigamous girl-child crying so damn much? Not even Indis cries that much.

((:P))

Ahem. Character meme. Go there now. The former King commands it.

*defies all logic, principles of time and space, and, in general, people's expectations and rises from his bed*

Boy! You're adult sized again! Let's go drink and carouse and womanize like we used to. :D