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[onetrueking]

*is tired of looking for his new Harem member*

*phonebook searches and general wandering are cutting into time in bed*

*which makes for a very unhappy Finwe*

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[lady_nellas]

*strolling off on her way to the library* :)

*reads the message board*

*blink*

[onetrueking]

*waggles eyebrows suggestively*

*or would, were he not in bed*

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[lady_nellas]

o.o

*scurries away to work*

[queen_indis]

*approves* :D

[onetrueking]

*put the stuff about the girl-on-girl action in there just for her* :D

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[queen_indis]

*thinks that was very sweet of him* :D <3

[findis]

*sees an application and is intrigued*

*starts filling it out*

*gets to where her father is mentioned and >.<*

*crumples it up*

[onetrueking]

*is very sad that such a pretty girl did not finish his application*

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[findis]

*is his pretty girl-child*

[onetrueking]

:O

Oh yeah. The girl-child. Right.

...

She's pretty. :D

[mrs_maglor]

*would volunteer but she's currently besotted with your grandson*

[gentle_este]

Harem Application

Name: Estë the Gentle.

Place of Residence: Lorellin, Lorien and lately, Estë's house O' Madness, Tirion.

Relations (read: are you related to me?): A Vala, nothing to worry about there.

Previous Work Experience: Healer, shrink, fluffy toy critic.

References: You've already sampled the goods, do I really need one?

Personal Questions Section:

-Can you do any interesting things with your legs? If so, please describe. I can detach them and re-attach put them backwards.

-How do you feel about hot girl-on-girl action? Nothing against it.

-Would you be willing to participate in hot girl-on-girl action?
Umm...I'd be willing to give it some thought.

-Would you allow Finwe to watch hot girl-on-girl action? Hehehehe...

-Would you allow Finwe to participate in hot girl-on-girl (with Finwe in the middle) action? *incomprehensible scribble*

-Do you like Ingwe? Yes.

-Do you like Mahtan? Don't know the chap that well.

-Are you willing to change your opinion or at least shut up should the need arise? Absolutely.

-How

[onetrueking]

*gets the application*

:D :D :D

*stamps it*

APPROVED!!!

:D :D :D

You're welcome to move in. 24-hour access is the best.

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[queen_indis]

:)?

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[bastard_irmo]

OI!!!!!