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[Audio]
[Onizuka yawns] Time for bed, [Calling into the next room] Hakuuuu I'll meet you between the sheets!
[The sound of blankets rustling and then a pause]
Honey...when did we get a cat?
Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa! -
[Accidenal Audio]
S-sensei...I-I don't think I can do it.
What kind of attitude is that?
B-but Piyomon and the others...t-they're right about me...all I am is a warm body to be used-
Hey, they don't know you like I do. Those girls are just scared.
S-scared? B-but Piyomon isn't afraid of anything. That's what she wants you to think, but that's why she keeps ( Read more... ) -
[Accidental Audio]
Mr. Onizukaaaaa.
What is it now?
Why are we doing this again?
Geeze what are you deaf? I already told you, you clowns got weekend detention so this is community service.
But we're just carving pumpkins...
That's the easy part, after you finish we're gonna take a field trip to a local hotel and decorate the yard for Halloween.
*Groan from ( Read more... ) -
[Locked from hostiles]
So...I'm sitting there having breakfast about ready to go to work...and this little red headed kid wanders in, opens the fridge and helps herself to some coldcuts before wandering back out.
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[Accidenal Audio]
[Sound of Onizuka groaning and a trashcan falling over.]
Where...where am I?
The alley behind "Trunk"
Trunk?
Yeah it's a bar in Junk City...you dragged me here after the last four bars threw you out for singing too loud.
We were drinking at the Trunk in the Junk?
More or less...man you don't look so good.
[Groan]
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[Audio, faillocked so all can see, backdated to the night of the 17th.
Haku's in trouble...I'm bringing her to the hotel...Kats get your ass over there ( Read more... ) -
[Accidental Audio]
Alright class, today I want you to start by thinking about the question on the board. Then we're gonna have a classroom debate. The topic is, "Writing on the wall in the bathroom: Senseless graffiti or voice of the people?" You've got five minutes to ponder. Any questions?
...yes?
Mr. Onizuka...who's that woman staring at us? Huh? Oh she's not ( Read more... ) -
[Accidental Audio, during school hours]
The story that I’m about to tell you isn’t a pretty one. I heard it from the leader of the red Satan gang and he swears it’s true. The gang had heard an ugly rumor about a low class dim sum joint downtown. According to the rumor, the shumai in this place is made out of human flesh.
( Another fine GTO production ) -
Accidental Audio
*sound of the door opening to the apartment*
Honey I'm home...*Thud Onizuka hits the floor*
Man that class was brutal, are you sure you don't wanna go back to construction?
Ah this is nothing...they were just testing me. You'll see, I'll whip that class into shape in no time.
First off...your nose is bleeding again...second, are you aware you ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
Order up!
Ahhh Ramen, one of the most perfect meals known to man or mon.
Stop eyeing my egg sensei you have one in your Ramen too.
*Onizuka starts singing*
One thing about this ramen food,
you could say that it's better dude,
slippy slippy chew good,
we're gonna slurp it for you.
You are such a dork.
Pft, no appreciation for talent.