I have to buy a dress.

Not enough of my schoolmates signed my petition. Honestly, I don't think they would have allowed it to pass anyway, and it's not worth my father receiving a call from the school. I'm at least satisfied that I tried.

Does anyone know of good places to buy wigs?

Why it must be insisted I wear a skirt to school every year is beyond me. It was obviously the decision of a male. If one more guy tries to look up my skirt, he's going to end up with a broken nose.

To the tennis team. This year, I'm going to defeat all of you.