Just so you know.

[onlyacoin]

I will destroy any of you that's decided to go off on a killing spree.

Know why?

Because, as Hecate put it, there's no guarantee that anyone's "minding the store" down in the Underworld. If I get back there and there's a godsawful amount of people waiting around to be ferried, I will ask them who the fuck killed them.

And I will make your

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[ghostbitchwitch]

[chuckles]

I'm only pointing him to those who need it, Charon, my dear. I have never heard you complain over work before.

[onlyacoin]

This wouldn't be work, this would be a fucking nightmare. Do you have any idea how many people die a day? And all these little bastards are just going to keep piling up until I get there and it's going to take for-fucking-ever to get them all where they need to be!

[ghostbitchwitch]

Who leads them to you to take across the Styx? I know how many people die a day, Charon.

But perhaps that will aggravate Cronus enough to quit mucking around and let us return home.

[onlyacoin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

It sure as fuck had better. That or I'll make you and Cerberus useful.