onlyacoin

People are better when they're dead.

onlyacoin Apr 25, 2009 02:41

Can someone explain to me why people are so fucking stupid?

i'm sick of putting up with this shit, explanation needed, dead is preferable to alive, stupid, people

Funny Story

onlyacoin Apr 14, 2009 15:02

Ran into that kid that sings all the fucking time and Cerberus bit the shit out of him. It made him stop singing, though, so things couldn't have gone better.

Oh, yeah. Thanatos gave me that one dog he was gonna use to kill Dion's cat. I named him Cerberus.

Let that be a lesson to you, kid. Quit making noise.

cat, whiny little shits that sing, i love my fucking dog, thanatos, dionysus, cerberus

Persephone

onlyacoin Apr 05, 2009 21:01

My dearest Persephone.

Dear, sweet Persephone.

I just had a little chitchat with Hades, a.k.a. the prick of the hour.

When was it, exactly, that you became, and I quote, "his and nobody else's?"

I know the two of like that kinky shit, but I thought that was just for the bedroom and not a 24/7 deal. Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

reaping the benefits, hades, persephone, look at the tiem, score one for charon

Why put up with this bullshit?

onlyacoin Apr 02, 2009 00:58

All this bullshit about say something nice or don't say anything at all ( Read more... )

truth event, paris, grow a fucking pair, bullshit

Look at the time

onlyacoin Mar 22, 2009 13:48

I got my dick back!

Who wants to help me celebrate?

it's a boy, rude crude and socially unacceptable, hit the booze, celebration

Cats, who gives a fuck?

onlyacoin Mar 16, 2009 22:20

Old guy is still stalking me.

And apparently he noticed I've been trying to avoid picking him up.

He asked me to pick him up tomorrow morning to take him somewhere, didn't care where.

Looks like I'm gonna hear about cats all fucking day.

work, fucking cats, old man, cab

Philosophical Shit

onlyacoin Mar 09, 2009 11:34

It's fucking weird to talk to people here. They're more worried about everyday shit than anything else. They're not like the people I used to carry around. You heard life stories, then. Should haves, would haves, didn'ts ( Read more... )

fucking cats, old man, cab, ferrying, stalkers, dipshits

Just so you know.

onlyacoin Feb 27, 2009 13:21

I will destroy any of you that's decided to go off on a killing spree.

Know why?

Because, as Hecate put it, there's no guarantee that anyone's "minding the store" down in the Underworld. If I get back there and there's a godsawful amount of people waiting around to be ferried, I will ask them who the fuck killed them.

And I will make your ( Read more... )

Ka Ching

onlyacoin Feb 21, 2009 00:56

Zeus, you were wrong about your ex-wife.

Hera, thank you for an un-for-get-table evening.

001

onlyacoin Feb 20, 2009 00:18

Seems like I got here just when the fun was ending.

For the record, any of you try playing that sort of shit on me again and I will use force the next time I see your dead/undead/whatever souls hanging around the Styx ( Read more... )