Why put up with this bullshit?

[onlyacoin]

All this bullshit about say something nice or don't say anything at all

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[charmingspeech]

Someone's a little tense.

[onlyacoin]

More like pissed off.

Fuck this. If I wanted to know every single fucking person in this complex's dirty little secrets, I'd ask

[charmingspeech]

Awww...why don't you come upstairs? I'm sure we can figure out something to do together that'll relieve that temper.

[onlyacoin]

I'm sure we can. Coming.

[ridesreallywell]

This is why Paris needs to come move in with us. [gone;]

[iffygenes]

You do know that if you don't care about anyone's feelings they won't care about yours, right?

[onlyacoin]

Princess, do I look like I give a damn?

[iffygenes]

Things aren't always what they look like. Some people say.

[onlyacoin]

And how the fuck does that apply to me?

[yourinadequacy]

Which cards are you to turn in if you are, in fact, a woman, sweetling?

Payment for answers. Mm, like what?

[onlyacoin]

If you're a woman, then you're just a bitch. Bitch cards.

Payment like you, me, and no clothes. Or a pack of cigarettes.

[yourinadequacy]

Oh, no, angel. I can't turn in my bitch cards. What would I do for entertainment~?

Since when have clothes been an obstacle?

[onlyacoin]

That's very true.

Since I prefer my women without them?

[meaningnothing]

Trust me dearling, I can vouch for Paris having man cards~

[onlyacoin]

Doesn't count if he's on the bottom, sunshine.

[meaningnothing]

He wasn't.

[onlyacoin]

...

Then how the fuck did you two do it?